Dickhead Dog Bone
Dickhead Dog - Naughty Bone Biscuit
Steals your socks. Destroys your stuff. Still expects cuddles!
We've all got one! That four legged absolute nightmare who causes chaos from the moment they wake up, has absolutely no respect for you belonging and somehow manages to get away with murder just by wagging their bloody tail!
Introducing the Dickhead Dog Naughty Bone, the perfect treat for those lovable little idiots who make you question your sanity at least seventeen times a day!
Hand decorated with the cheeky words " Dickhead Dog", this delicious peanut butter flavoured bone biscuit is made for the dog who's an absolute professional at being a pain the backside!
Wether they're stealing your freshly washed socks, shredding the post before you've even opened the door, barking at the neighbours cat for simply existing or destroying a brand new toy in approximately three seconds, this biscuit has their name written all over it!
And the worst part? they'll sit there looking all innocent, expecting a cuddle and acting like YOU"RE the unreasonable one!
🐾 Peanut butter flavour
🐾 Hand decorated bone biscuit
🐾 Perfect for four legged trouble makers
🐾 A hilarious gift for dog lovers
Because they're our best friends, our babies and the absolute loves of our lives... but bloody hell, sometimes they're a proper dickhead!
Composition: Wholemeal flour, Oats, Natural Peanut butter, 100% safe dog icing
Constituents: Protein 15.0%, Oils & Fats 13.14%, Crude Fibre 1.0%, Ash 2.5%, Moisture 7.2%