Cock Blocker Bow

The cock blocker bow for dogs, giving the main character the full explanation of themselves and absolutely have no interest stopping becoming between their owners at all or just being that complete everyday arseholes, Our humour bow ties are bold, cheeky and not here to impress the polite crowd. 

Designed for the dogs who bark back, steel your food, judge strangers, (even judge their owners) and totally run the household like tiny furry dictators, this range says what your dog is already thinking.

Crafted with a high quality luxury finish, these bow ties attach easily to collars or harnesses and stay secure while your dog causes chaos in style, lightweight, durable and unapologetically loud, simply just like them. 

perfect for dogs who own the pavement or well think that they do, and totally own the rights to your sofa not forgetting taking over your entire life. If subtle isn't your think this collection is your vibe.

Cute? maybe

Polite? Absolutely not at all.